Quotes V

Stephanie Vanderkellen | Abigail Van Buren | Mamie Van Doren | Wilma Vaught | Sib Ventress | Vermilion | Queen Victoria | A poor Viking | Judith Viorst | Viridian5

No girl would go to the altar if she knew all.
--Queen Victoria

What I wanted to be when I grew up was in charge.
--Wilma Vaught

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us we'd be millionaires.
--Abigail Van Buren

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
--Judith Viorst

It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen.

I've married a few people I shouldn't have, but haven't we all?
--Mamie Van Doren

Vermilion, who's crossing his fingers because 7 weeks is too long to hold my breath . . .

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
--A poor Viking

Remember when Sinead O'Connor tore up that picture of the Pope on Saturday Night Live? Think about it: A little bald guy in a dress is attacked on national television by another little bald guy in a dress.
--Sib Ventress

If you don't show up at a party, people will assume you're fat.
--Stephanie Vanderkellen

Give the thief a city or residence, and he made it his bitch. Grass, dried leaves, and rocks took a bit more effort. A bit.
--Viridian5, "By Remote"

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