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The earth was made round, so we would not see too far down the road.
--Out of Africa

A new study shows that fewer and fewer kids are bringing guns to school. Apparently, a lot of kids have been using the old excuse, "My dog ate my ammo."

An article in USA Today says that bathroom graffiti in U.S. schools has reached an all-time high. The article also says, "For a good time call Tracy."

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.

Eighty-three percent of Britons say they forgive Princess Di for her infidelity. Apparently, the other seventeen percent haven't gotten a good look at Prince Charles.

Al Gore turned down a chance to be on The Simpsons. He explained, "I've never been animated and I'm not going to start now."

The Supreme Court ruled in favor of pornography on the Internet. Then, after the ruling, there was an awkward moment when Clarence Thomas started high-fiving everybody.

I read today that the pope was a soccer goalie in his youth. Apparently, even as a young man he tried to stop people from scoring.

The price of Prozac went up 50 percent last year. When they asked Prozac users how they felt about this they said, "Whatever . . ."
--Conan O'Brien

One day I found myself saying to myself, "I can't live where I want to. I can't even say what I want to!" I decided I was a very stupid fool not to at least paint as I wanted to.
--Georgia O'Keeffe

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a best seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
--Flannery O'Connor

I have no tie because I have no collar.

The part of me that hates to wear a tie is drawn to the part of him that's willing to take a risk.

Interactivity. It's cool.
--Will Oldham

He was an embittered atheist (the sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him).
--George Orwell

Weren't there yams involved, too?
--J. Ockerbloom

Golf is not a sport. Golf is men in ugly pants, walking.
--Rosie O'Donnell

August is a wicked month.

In a way winter is the real spring, the time when the inner thing happens, the resurge of nature.
--Edna O'Brien

I cannot be bought . . . but I can be rented.
--Don O'Shaughnessy

In love there are two things--bodies and words.
--Joyce Carol Oates

I deliberately overeat to give my body the most voluptuous contours I can acquire. Growing fatter is one of the most intensely sensuous things that I have ever experienced.
--Margaret Deirdre O'Hartigan

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