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You have the absolute right to your opinion. You don't, however, have the right to have it taken seriously.
--Ken Jolly

Women say it's not how much men have, but what we do with it. How many things can we do with it? What is it, a Cuisinart? It's go two speeds: Forward and Reverse.

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, "Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west."

Miami? It's a place where a thousand different nationalities get together and give each other the finger on I-95.
--Richard Jeni

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
--Elton John

Cyclops: If I may, sir, Jean and I have something we like to add.
Jubilee: Don't tell me--she FINALLY got a CODE-NAME.
Jean: No, Jubilee . . . nothing that exciting.

I got to mix it up with Brood things, Sentinels, Acolytes, and everything. So how is it ya can save the world every morning pre-Wheaties, but when it comes to savin' one little girl....ZIP?!

I got somethin' for you here . . . Les'see now . . . bills, bills . . . junk mail, junk mail . . . Hair Club for Men . . . that's for the Prof . . . National Geographic . . . naked pygmies . . . that's for Drake . . . Aha! Here you go, Tweety!

Who died and made him Cyclops?
--Jubilee

Somehow I don't think "drive-by mockings" were the Gestapo's style.
--JM

Safe sex is very important. That's why I'll never do it again on plywood scaffolding.
--Jenny Jones

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living.

The militant, not the meek, shall inherit the earth.
--Mother Jones

Joshua Jarvis
not to be confused with Huitzilopochtli.

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
--Jake Johansen

It was tragic. They arrested an Amish man and put him in jail. Think about it. It's terrible. It's worse than me and you. Take him down there, give him that one phone call. Who the hell is he going to call? None of his friends have telephones.
--Mario Joyner

The woman whose behavior indicates that she will make a scene if she is told the truth asks to be deceived.
--Elizabeth Jenkins

There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. On the witness stand.
--Joyce Jillson

The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life.
--Glenda Jackson

Power is the ability not to have to please.
--Elizabeth Janeway

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