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Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits 'em, I don't care how crazy they are!!
--Seth Gecko, From Dusk Till Dawn

Deep down, I'm pretty superficial.
--Ava Gardner

The lesson we learn from history is, This is what people are like.
--David Glaser

The whole concept of celebrity pisses me off. While I'm not a celebrity, it's such a weird concept that society has cooked up for us. Astronauts and teachers are much more amazing than actors.
--Joseph Gordon-Levitt

I never believed in Santa Claus because I know no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark.

Cold weather makes it very nice for race relations. Last month, when it was fifteen below zero, I walked out of a nightclub. A drunk walked up to me and said, "Why don't you go back to Africa . . . and take me with you."

Football is a fair sport for my people. It's the only sport in the world whre a Negro can chase a white man and 40,000 people stand up to cheer him.
--Dick Gregory

The only thing my mother told me about sex was that I was never going to get any.
--Doug Graham

Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine!

Being a performer was always my destiny. When I was born, the doctors didn't have to pop me to get me going. It was like, "Thank you, thank you. I am here!" I was ready to party.
--Whoopi Goldberg

If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.

Living in a vacuum sucks.

Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.
--Adrienne Gusoff

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
--Janeane Garofalo

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
--Jules de Gaultier

An eye for an eye makes the world go blind.
--Mahatma Ghandi

Then how come half of 'life' is made up of 'if'?
--Gambit

I want a man with kindness and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

Husbands are like fire. They go out when unattended.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
--Zsa Zsa Gabor

A tragedy is marrying a man for love and finding out he has no money.
--Cindy Garner

Equal rights for the sexes will be achieved only when mediocre women occupy high positions.
--Francois Giroud

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
--Eva Gabor

I am a living soap opera.
--Virginia Graham

Hotels are tired of getting ripped off. I checked into a hotel and they had towels from my house.
--Mark Guido

Women might start a rumor but not a war.
--Marga Gomez

He who laughs last didn't get it.
--Helen Giangregorio

Everybody should practice safe sex. 'Cause nobody wants to be doing it and put an eye out.

I'm a nice girl. I hate it on the first date when I accidentally have sex.
--Emmy Gay

My mother I can talk to when I have a problem. My father I call with a problem, and he turns into Ed McMahon: "Dad, I'm really upset. I don't know what to do," and he's like, "Here's Mommy!"
--Judy Gold

I ask no favors for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they will take their feet from off our necks.
--Sarah Moore Grimké

The only aspect of our travels that is interesting to others is disaster.
--Martha Gellman

If women can sleep their way to the top, how come they aren't there? There must be an epidemic of insomnia out there.
--Ellen Goodman

In our family we don't divorce our men--we bury them.
--Ruth Gordon

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
--Lee Grant

To love what you do and feel that it matters--how could anything be more fun?
--Katharine Graham

I've been in love 300 times in my life, and all but 5 were with books.
--Lee Glickstein

I think maybe reincarnation is like watching TV shows made in Vancouver: you just keep seeing the same people in different contexts.
--Elizabeth Gerber

I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree to treat gravity as a law, rather than one of a number of suggested options.
--Delirium (quoting her dog), in Neil Gaiman's _The Sandman_

The slightest thought had not even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
--William Goldman, The Princess Bride

It is well known that any attempt to use the human brain for thinking before, say, 9:00 (or maybe 10:30 a.m. when a suitable amount of caffeine shall have been ingested) will cause the neurons and dendrites to blow a fuse and the brain will be useless for days.
-- Margaret Gardiner

...or because you wish you were a big pink bunny?
--James Godwin to Fred Hashagen

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